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SCP Scenarios: SCP Scarlet King x Reader | NEW CHARACTER

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Ik ik, another new character

Since I've already done 343, God, I felt that it's only fair to add in his counterpart, Scarlet King

Also, I'll be referring to the Scarlet King as SK at some point, aaaaaaaaaaaand, the Scarlet King (and his Brides who I'll mention briefly here and there) would be a tiny bit OOC

Yes, I'm aware he has his 7 brides but I'm also married to him... Back offI'm also married to Cain and Dr Glass 🤣

DONT YOU DARE CALL SCARLET KING A DILF OR DADDY OR SUGAR DADDY LIKE YALL DID WITH 343 >:(

First Encounter

The Scarlet King would think that you're just like every other human/SCP

Probably ignores you because you're so annoying

Would even ask his kids to get rid of you which failed

SK would probably think you're an SCP (If you're a human ofc) since he can't seem to get rid of you

Most likely had asked the foundation kindly to remove you

But that fails too

Once you both started to hang out, he would come to find out that he has a soft spot for you

Has thought of making you his other bride but threw that idea away because he has more than enough and the reason he has 7 brides is to create more of his demon children's and that's it

He doesn't really care for them much

But somehow he felt like he's more vulnerable with you

Your Feelings

You started to develop some feelings for this demon after spending time hanging out with him

Which were months at a time

You were very much aware of his lore and file but you somehow fell for him and felt that he acted very much differently towards you

Soon, the foundation took notice of this and watched ver the both of you

Watching the interactions you both had, they were somewhat eager to know what'll happen if you both got together

SK would probably be able to sense your change in attitude and would try to brush it off

343 and Cain seemed to be quite weary since you're basically crushing on some negative energy

SK wanted to read your mind to see what was going on inside the non-existent head of yours but he just didn't

Even the brides tease you about your feelings towards the demon

Confession

It took a while for the Scarlet King to own up to his feelings and blurt them out

His other brides were also observant and encouraged him which was a surprise

He asked if you could meet up with him to which you agreed

Tried to be romantic just like how the brides told him but he chickened out

So you were the one who asked him out instead

He definitely said "Yes" in a span of a second

Nobody has ever witnessed the Scarlet King being so happy and calm

Not even the brides or their kids

It's even more of a shock for the foundation and they were even more terrified that he's cheery than pissed off

Luckily you're the reason why there weren't that many containment breaches

Date

The brides were the ones who suggested that the scarlet King took you to some romantic place

The foundation didn't say anything knowing that the SK can teleport here and there at will

Made sure that you're back by the curfew

SK would teleport you to some park for a picnic (Not that he eats, but he made sure to take a ton of food for your overly starved stomach)

The brides would probably dress you up beforehand and the foundation gave you a tracker for emergency purposes

The both of you gives 343 and 073 a headache on the daily basis

Even more so if you were related to them

Not even the Gate Guardian could do anything about it

Probably would teleport you to your desired holiday destination

In which the SK would probably shapeshift to appear more 'normal'

You would have to teach him some stuff humans would do so he doesn't act and look rediculous

When he gets jealous

Would rampage the hell out of the foundation

Nobody has ever seen him so mad before

Can get even angrier if you were hurt but that's another story

The SK would definitely send the person to hell with him and torture him

Might even send the guy back as a warning to not go after you at all

Like, the SK would be so overbearing that you've lost some friends

So you would be pretty pissed as well to which the SK would become quite upset because you're mad

But if there was a person who wouldn't leave you alone even if you've turned them down, then the SK would kill them on the spot

When there's a containment breach

Regardless of whether he caused the breach or not, he would find you

Which wouldn't be so hard because of his abilities which match 343

Can and will end the whole of humanity and everything else if he wanted to

Especially if you were hurt, albeit only a scratch

Makes sure to keep you safe while joining all the other SCPs just for fun

You get to sit on his shoulders because you're smaller in comparison

Won't let you leave his site, even if you can handle yourself

Only because he's an SCP himself and knows the dangers of all the other ones

Very much aware of the capabilities of the other SCPs and would even allow you to hang out with some of them if they were harmless or part of his clan

Yandere!231

The SK would play with your feelings and manipulate you

Might even threaten you

Keeps you locked up in his hell and won't even let you out

Gives you your own personal 'room' which is a large cage with some fancy bed

Makes sure that you're all tied up in his dungeon so you don't escape

Which is difficult anyways since he puts a spell on it

If the foundation ever questions it, then they'll be killed

The brides help to do his bidding apart from the 7th who tried to help but was also locked away

Treats you like royalty until you try to rat him out

Definitely would torture you when he finds out and uses his telepathy to taunt you

His younger sister

You both would grow up with the relationship of a typical sibling

Having fights here and there, but the SK would also protect you if you were in trouble

Although the SK is much more ruthless and careless, he's quite intelligent and cares for those who he's close to the most

So much so to the point he's overly protective like he's your dad

If you were caught by the foundation, he would hunt them down and kill them for kidnapping you

Only to find out you befriended some SCPs and researchers

Most likely will give him a headache because you're so curious and naive

Quite reluctant for you to be friends with them but will allow you to do so because you give him those eyes

It's even worse since you've become quick friends with his brides and he mistreats them

Definitely tell him off for doing so

The brides think of you as their little sister as well

Lets you play with their kids, despite them being dangerous as well

You're more sassy and witty compared to the SK which leaves him speechless most of the time so he avoids arguing

Like that one time, the brides and the foundation witnessed SK's defeat when you both were arguing about cats and you let your sass get the better of you which defeated him

He did the walk of shame and gave everyone that look

When his kid says their name for the first timeWould scream so loud that people above Hell (aka the Foundation) could hear him

The Scarlet King would be quite joyful and would tell everyone about it

Even his kids and the brides

You're just sat in the corner giggling as he tries to teach them new words

Definitely would bribe his child to say his name as well

Doesn't work because he ended up getting slapped in the face instead

He wanted to cry but didn't because crying is for the weak

When his S/O is angry

Would be terrified af

Which is pretty funny to everyone since almost nobody has ever seen him so scared before, yet alone you

Even more so if you were just an ordinary human and was angry at him for whatever he's done

The Scarlet King would try and calm you down but backfires

Ended up getting a bloody nose and his ribs broken along with his wings being chipped

Everyone wondered how that happened unless you were an anomaly

Not even Dr Wondertainment, 343, Cain, Abel, Iris and the Gate Guardian could explain it

And neither could 999, 682, 049 and 035

Would let you cool down for a while by sending you back to the foundation

The foundation would be quite entertained by it all

When his Pregnant!S/O gets hurt by accident

Would be filled with rage at all cost

Probably expected someone to own it up because he's the Scarlet King and you're pregnant with his child

Realises that you hurt yourself by accident after you've cooled him down

Healed you up in an instant

Teleports all the stuff which could be a hazard to your health

Definitely would lecture you

And follow you around

If he's not there, then he'll either send one of his brides, kids or create a bodyguard of some sort to follow you around

Would tell his unborn child to be gentler with you because you're injured

Meeting a Dragon!Hybrid!Child!Fem!Reader

Would be intrigued about you

Thinks you're just an annoying hybrid child that just happened to take an interest in him

Finds out much later that he's quite fond of you

Brings you whatever you want

Builds a fatherly bond with you and swore to protect you forever

Has a soft spot for you and the foundation plots to use you for bribery

Teaches you to control your powers and use your wings for other than flying

Is a great yet strict mentor to you

Makes sure that his brides and kids are nice to you

Would leave you with them for babysitting while he's on a trip

If the foundation catches you, he will be keeping a stern eye on them

Especially that you're naive, kind and innocent

When he accidentally kills you

You were just on a mission where the Scarlet King received the news that there was danger headed your way

Teleported there and started to attack anyone and everyone, including the SCPs

You managed to capture the unknown enemy alongside your remaining team

Tried to stop the SK because he kept attacking your team

Ended up using his abilities against you which sent you flying

Landed on a sharp object which impaled your heart

The SK realised what he's done and rushed over to you feeling nothing but guilt and remorse

Your team arrived by your side as they tried to contain the SK

His guilt developed into rage and went on a rampage, blaming everyone else for your death

Your team got back to the foundation for safety and told them what happened

Sent 343 and 2845 for some help which was difficult as the SK already has his power heightened

Doesn't take long until the whole foundation is destroyed with a few remaining SCPs left

Yandere!231 x Evil!Reader

Would know in an instant

Only because he felt the need to punish and torture you so he read your mind

Found out that you were working for an organisation that seeks to destroy all anomalies with the exception of you

Turns out that you had an ability to create illusions and a shield as you let him into your mind

You only allowed him to read a part of your memory which was partially an illusion

You managed to trap him into a cage where his power is greatly reduced

The GOI you were actually working for was the Factory which had seemingly created you

As you fled back to the Factory, the Scarlet King barely managed to escape his cage and went out to look for you

Turned most of the foundation into his puppets just so he has more eyes around the globe in search of you

Your cunningness and abilities are what made him drawn so much to you that even he was tricked which made his obsession for you even worse

Trying McDonald's Sprit

May or may not know about some human foods

Knows a tiny bit about them because of his brides

Took a while to bribe him to have a taste of Sprite

Even attempted to use some of the slang in his sentences

Like, he even said "Oh so you simp for McDonald's Sprite"

At least his sentence was much better than a certain old man (*Ahem* Not 106)

Had a sip before you took it away

Ended up teleporting you back for some more

Gave him the look of 'I told you so'

Since he did try the Sprite and liked it, you allowed him to watch a human movie called "Venom" (BTW have y'all seen the second one? It's AMAZING!!!)

When his kid swears(I'm so sorry that this is like one of the shorter HCs)

Definitely the one who taught his kid

Would be a proud dad when they do swear

Would even encourage the behaviour despite numerous complaints about it

The Scarlet King would teach them fancier words as well

One time the Foundation had to have a word with the SK because his kid swore non stop even though they didn't understand the meaning

When you were back with him he made sure you actually understood each of the curse words

Is basically like 682 but X100

When Child!Reader scares him

Being the child of the Scarlet King, you would inherit his abilities

And since your father cares about you deeply, he would mentor you when it comes to your abilities

So with that said, you were able to master being a cheeky and mischievous child

You constantly pulled pranks, but it was more directed towards the brides, your half-siblings and the foundation

Fortunately for them, someone was able to bribe you to prank the Scarlet King in exchange for giving you some food to try

You decided to pull a prank on the SK by asking him to play hide and seek

He couldn't resist those eyes, even when he was in the middle of torturing/killing someone

So he agreed to play, only for him to fall for your traps

Everyone heard a deafening scream coming out from somewhere as they saw the SK teleport the both of you to the foundation

Since the foundation got hold of what had happened, they laughed but not before being yeeted at by the SK

Even 'God' was enjoying the show

When the reader pole/aerial silk dances

The SK is the one who sexualises the dances

If he hears anyone sexualising it, especially about you, then he would kill them off in an instant without hesitation

Most likely would initiate some activities during and after your private show with him

Would send everyone out of his territory, assuming he wasn't in the Foundation

And if you both were, he would teleport you both away

Has attempted to try out your dances because you're a cheeky person who's a tease

Failed miserably because he doesn't know how to move them legs

Having a Pregnant!S/O

Would be even more protective over you than usual

The SK would tend to avoid letting others care for you unless he needed to go somewhere

If he had to, he'd leave you with his brides and/or create some sort of security for you

Definitely would baby talk while rubbing your swollen belly

Tries to avoid it when there are others around

But the brides managed to capture him baby talking and sent it to the foundation for entertainment purposes

The foundation is quite shocked about it since the SK is a literal demon

But they're entertained nonetheless

When you tried to commit suicide

Has a stroke because the Scarlet King is so used to being insensitive

Managed to get there on time before you actually start

Goes into your mind to find out if anyone was making you feel that way

If there was, he'll go up to them and kill them in an instant

Not before torturing them beforehand though

Definitely would try to comfort you in the strangest of ways

Ending up getting the brides to help him out and teach him how to comfort someone

The last time he tried to comfort you, he ended up getting a bloody nose, broken wing and lost 1 of his precious horns and he swore he heard the sirens for an upcoming apocalypse

When the reader is a type green possessive reality-bender

512890% would help you improve on your abilities

Took a while but you managed to grasp the concept of reality-bending

You also became rather attached to the Scarlet King

Since you weren't able to fully control your abilities, your emotions tend to drive your powers in a certain direction

So with that being said, whenever you see the SK with his brides, your jealousy gets the better of you

Which would then cause you to unleash your abilities at them

Not only that, you managed to intimidate the SK quite a bit

Had to use his powers to get you to stop but felt that you were getting stronger every second

When you're about to be executed | Yandere!Scarlet King x D-Class!reader

Would be as furious as ever

Definitely manages to find you quite easily

The Scarlet King would take you to an unknown location far away from the foundation and the rest of the world

The foundation definitely knows what had happened so they asked 343 for some help

343 being on the brink of death when he's faced with the Scarlet King because he's just that old

The Scarlet King plotting to end the whole world but decided to go against it because he wants to see everyone suffer painfully and slowly

Unless you just so happened to be an anomaly that the foundation hadn't realised and is just as if not more powerful than the SK, then it's unlikely that you'll be able to get out easily

Unless 343and the foundation managed to find a way to retrieve you

But either way, there's a chance of you dying

Knowing the Scarlet King, he would probably find a way to prolong your lifespan while keeping you in his 'home'

Not even the brides and his children can help

When you curl up in his lap | Yandere!Scarlet King

Would find you adorable

If anyone disturbs you while you're on his lap sleeping, then he would kick them out

The SK would definitely stroke your hair and/or back while you're on his lap

Is weak to the knees because you're that cute

Doesn't really care how cheesy it is

The brides tease him a lot but he doesn't do anything about it because you looked so peaceful and cute

Most likely would wrap an arm around you protectively

If anyone in the foundations sees, then the SK would threaten them to not tell anyone

Probably would either kill the staff or erase their memories if he's in a good mood

When you kiss his neck

Loves it dearly

Would vocalise his appreciation about you kissing his neck

The SK would probably lead you to the bedroom for more cute activities

Probably would blush even harder than before, even more so if everyone is there to witness it

The brides had to leave the room because the SK said so

Would use his magical powers for certain activities

If you try hard enough to tease him, there might be a rare occasion for you to top him (If you know what I mean *Wink* *Wink*)

Tries to not be too loud so he would probably grunt or sigh

If you're on his lap his arms would be around you tightly

Would do anything if you stop kissing his neck because he likes it that much, even though he could literally manhandle you

When his child gets hurt

Would be quite furious

Is determined to find whoever hurt his child

If his child hurt themselves by accident he would cry with and for the child

The child would be so confused

Would ask the brides for some emotional support when helping his injured child

Basically, the brides are babysitting his child

If someone did hurt them, the Scarlet King would hunt them down

Depending on how serious the issue is, he might even threaten to end the whole of humanity and maybe even the whole world

If there are things neither he nor his brides could do, the SK would reluctantly go to see 343

343 be chuckling while he tends to his child

He swore to secrecy that the SK hadn't come and see him because of a child

When you have a bad day

Because his powers are similar to 343, he would definitely know in an instant

Like you could be 2000 miles away and he would know

Telepathically finds out whoever's making your day go downhill if there was one

Goes out of his way to torture then kill the guy and send his corpse back to the foundation as a warning

Then erase him from existence

Would go to you and comfort you

If you needed anything, he would give it to you since it wouldn't be that hard at all

Is terrible at comforting you emotionally, but he's still learning

Constantly asking the brides for some advice

They would comfort you and show the Scarlet King how it's done because the last time they told him and gave him a guide, he ended up burning someone's apartment block instead

BTW, Happy Halloween!!!!

SCP Scenarios: SCP 173 (The Sculpture) x Reader | NEW CHARACTER

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(Don't ask about that GIF)

I did change 173 slightly in a way that he can move his limbs and communicate verbally, so Peanut here would be a tiny bit OC

First Encounter

You both met in 173's cell

For some reason, when you blinked, 173 just stood in front of you

Like, this peanut didn't kill you or anything

It was more as if he was interested in you

He somehow found the ability to talk

Even patted your head to your surprise

This also supposed the whole of the facility since they've only observed 173 spanning everyone's neck and teleporting

And they've never seen him move his arms since he's a literal peanut statue that secretes poop (and blood I guess)

Your feelings for him

You began to realise you fell for him after someone had mentioned how often you visited the statue

Definitely would try to hide it, to begin with (Cuz it's odd that y'all be falling for a peanut statue)

But later on, you decide to drop hints about it to your crush, Peanut

He looked as if he was clueless

But he definitely has gotten the hint way before you even realised your feelings for him

Because you make him feel butterflies

If anyone tries to flirt with the statue, you would become furious (Cuz you paid for this statue)

Most likely would tease you at times

His Confession

Probably would plan it out

Which didn't work at all

So 173 would just do it out of the blue

To which you agreed of course (Cuz y'all need some Jesus! At least you weren't like Clef when he- nvm)

Definitely surprised the foundation as well since nobody has ever fallen for this statue before (Aside from Clef)

Some would give you both odd looks while others were more curious about your relationship

Probably would conduct tests between the both of you

Only because they want to see if 173's behaviour would change

Like if someone blinked while standing behind you

Date

Since the foundation doesn't let 173 out of his cell, most of your dates would be in there

173 would be similar to 035 since he's pretty chill and laidback

You both would be laying on the floor and looking up at the ceiling

Probably talking about a lot of BS

Probably would tell you his favourite method of killing (which totally isn't snapping necks)

You both would tell each other about your day and peanut would joke around a lot

Is rather sassy as well so if anyone judges, you can always count on 173 to save you

Most likely by snapping their necks

Or sassing them out to the point of no return

When he gets jealous

It's rare to see 173 jealous since he's quite laid back and doesn't really mind who you're with

If 173 does get jealous he would most likely snap their neck

Or just teleport behind you and just stare at whoever is hitting on you

Or he would bend down to their height (if they're short ofc) which does are them off quite a bit

Would definitely drag you back into his cell to which surprised the researchers

Because they found out that the cameras were working and they heard screaming coming near/from his cell

Peanut can be slightly possessive of you

Especially when he knows somebody is hitting on you on purpose regardless of whether they knew you were taken or not

Most likely would ask you who you are hanging out with and for how long

When there's a containment breach

There's a 50% chance that he caused the breach

Whether he did it or not he would look for you

As he's looking for you he would snap some necks

Even gave 682 a heart attack

More than once actually but we don't talk about that here (cuz that hurts 682's heart)

Could care less about every other SCPs/workers

If you were hurt peanut would hunt down whoever did it to you

Probably would stroll down the facility instead of teleporting

To which you giggled

The look on the researchers' faces when they saw 173 frolic across the hallway and back into his cell was priceless

You were even there to witness it and everyone looked at you like they've just seen a ghost

Yandere!173

Would lock you up in his cell

Probably would tie you up as well

Definitely would torment you by teleporting in front and away from you

Sometimes would blindfold you

Not even the researchers could get you out

They've even asked 131 for some help and it didn't work as effectively as they thought for whatever reason

If you somehow managed to escape your freedom wouldn't last long

173 would manipulate you to the point that you felt that there weren't any way out for you

So in the end, you just stayed in his cell (probably regretting life choices while you're at it)

At least he's nice enough to let you eat proper food served in the foundation (had to make that clear in case y'all didn't get the hint and thought he gave you smth else to eat)

His younger sister

You're both alike and very close indeed

The foundation was shocked at how alike you both were

And you both were inseparable

So every time there's a breach and they see either of you, they know the other is just around the corner

You both would be sassy, sarcastic and funny

The foundation would be entertained by your remarks

Although you may or may not snap necks like peanut, you do display some form of curiosity towards the foundation staff and the SCPs

Like that one time when there was a containment breach and you leaned in rather close to this rookie and he just screamed as he laid on the floor

He did get quite a lecture afterwards but you decided to just tease him whenever you both meet

When his kid says their name for the first time

Would be joyful af

Nobody would hear the end of it

Like imagine the last words you hear is 173 telling you how his kid spoke their name

Like it took them so long to just get the pronunciation right

Tries to get them to swear late on though

Much to your dismay

173 is a cool and laid back type of dad so you wouldn't have to worry too much when you're away

Unless it's about being a good influence then you should (Not that it matters anyway...)

Probably would teleport to whoever/whatever just tp tell them about it

Even bothered 682 to the point that the lizard begged the foundation researchers to remove either of them

When his S/O is angry

Would run/teleport 10000000000000000000 miles away

Especially if you're mad at him

Probably because he broke your favourite cup and didn't tell you about it because he know that your best friend gave it to you as a gift (Don't say y'all don't have friends)

Would try to calm you down after a while though

Which didn't work too well because you still wanted to rip his head off

If it was somebody else who made you mad he would probably be entertained

Unless it affects himself of course

Probably would try to hold you back and get you to calm down

In which you wanted to rip off his head as well which ended so well for peanut

If 173 cant run anywhere he would just hide in the corner and cry

Probably would as the researchers for some help as well

They don't because they don't want to die either

When someone tries to steal you away

When peanut finds out he would hunt down whoever tried to steal you without hesitation

Would snap his neck and everyone else who were involved or knows about it

Takes you back to his cell

Checks if you were hurt even though you were looking at the kidnapper's@ss

Would try to stay by your side at all times even though he knows he can't

Stares at the researchers every time they talk to you

If it was a D-class they would die in an instant

Has a burning hatred for certain kinds of people

When his Pregnant!S/O gets hurt by accident

Cries without a doubt

Would bandage you up without a doubt

Would cheer you up by doing weird dances and impressions

Most likely would tell you off as well but your puppy eyes get to him

So he would just take that back and just baby you

Would kneel down to talk to the unborn child about your bad behaviour

You swore you felt it kick

173 would get all excited and more protective than usual

Wouldn't let anyone near you unless you were going into labourr

Meeting a Fem!Dragon!Hybrid!Reader

Would be quite curious about you

Finds you rather cute because you're so pure, kind and small

Wants to adopt you without a doubt

The researchers would have mixed feelings about you being in the same cell as 173

Peanut was lowkey terrified when you breathed fire

Was somewhat ok with you crying lava and levitating objects for a bit

Somehow managed to get 343 and/or Scarlet King to help you improve your telekinesis

Definitely would play hide and seek with you and some others

They don't get a say otherwise peanut would snap their necks

When he accidentally kills you

It was when some guy unintentionally pushed you which angered 173

Like he teleported to him and his friends

You tried to explain but 173 didn't listen so he proceeds to snap everyone's necks

Trying your best to defend the poor guy, you stepped in front of them which lead to 173 snapping your neck as well

The guy was shocked but managed to run before anything happened

Word got around that 173 had snapped your neck and was now permanently depressed

Like, he stopped snapping everyone's neck for quite sometime

Felt so guilty that he went to 049 to see if he can fix you

But he wasn't able to so he went to SK and God

They were transported to another facility so they weren't able to do much for this statue

Yandere!173 x Evil!Reader

Not as dense as some of the other SCPs but 173 wouldn't have guessed that you worked for another GOI other than the foundation

Since you used your knowledge of 173 to your advantage, 173 would find out rather late

173 found out who you were working with since the late arrival of the Black Queen came by to collect you

173 would try and kidnap you back into his cell at the Foundation but failed miserably

Would try and warn the foundation but they couldn't get you back either

Since you were with the Black Queen, 173 was plotting to get you back without any distraction

The foundation realised how dangerous 173 has become and isolated him far from the other SCPs

At times, the foundation would use your name in order to get 173 to work with them which worked 50% of the times

Trying McDonald's Sprite

Would be confused about this 'Sprite' from McDonald's since he doesn't eat or drink anyways

173 would be rather curious about this beverage and does give it a try

Finds it tasty and you soon realise he has officially become a sweet tooth

Was probably a mistake but if you ever needed to bribe 173, get him some Sprite that's specifically from McDonald's

Like that one time you bought him Sprite from Tesco's, he said it tasted more disgusting and refused to finish the drink

You should probably give him some apple pies, pancakes and some other sweet stuff from McDonald's

Sometimes the foundation would even give him some Sprite whenever the cleaners are cleaning his cell

Would find it amusing that the only way to get him to stop snapping necks are Sprite

When his kids swear

Would 100% be ok with it

173 probably is the one who taught his child to swear

Probably would let them drink alcohol at a young age as well

Maybe around their teenage years, but would let them try a sip if they're under 10

Wouldn't even be mad if his kid swears accidentally

Peanut would most likely encourage it

Doesn't mind if his kid swears at others, but the others would probably complain

When Child!Reader scares him

Wouldn't be hard to scare 173 tbh because you're so small

You'd be running around and giggling while doing whatever

Until there's some silence

173 would probably brush it off at first until he didn't hear a sound for 20 minutes

Does check around his cell to make sure you're still there

Panics because he can't see you

Until he turns around and had a full-on heart attack because you jumped on him

The researchers definitely hear a screech coming from his cell

They all started laughing once they found out

When the reader pole dances/aerial silk dances

Very similar to 035

Would be in awe of you dancing for him

If you were pole dancing he would probably watch you with those eyes~

Most likely end up in you both performing in another activity

If you were aerial silk dancing, 173 would probably be amazed

Would try and dance with you but fails terribly

Because he keeps dropping like dead flies

Most likely broke his back

Sometimes the researchers wonder how it's even possible for 173 to break his "bones"

Having a Pregnant!S/O

Would crack a lot of dad jokes here and there

Follows wherever you go

Rubs your belly whenever he can

Definitely would make a full conversation with the unborn child

Sometimes would read stories that do make you feel sleepy

Does whatever you tell him to do

Cracks some necks if he can't give you what you need

Would cry whenever you have your mood swings

During labour, you grabbed his arm so hard that it almost broke him

When you try to commit suicide

Would teleport to your side at an instant

Wouldn't let you out of his sight ever again

173 would try to cheer you up which may or may not work

Definitely would kill whoever made you feel this way if any

Make you stay in his cell for a while

Maybe even permanently

Wouldnt let anyone touch you

If you had any scars 173 would cry

Peanut would try his best to stop you from feeling that way

Having a Hopelessly Romantic/Easily flustered GN!Reader

Would definitely tease you

173 would find it adorable that you fluster easily and is hopelessly romantic

I'd say he's pretty hopelessly romantic to a certain degree

Will kill if anyone teases you

Because your adorable flushed look is only reserved for him

Although he would tell all the other SCPs about you

049 and 035 get it the hardest but 035 is completely fine with it

049 would rather just stay in his cell than to hear 173 talk about you for 200 hours

Probably knows more about you than peanut himself

173 would boop your snoot whenever you have that cute look

When you're about to be executed - Yandere!173 x D-Class!Reader

173 would snap everyone's neck and kidnap you back to his cell

If anyone ever mentions your name, 173 would instantly snap their necks

And if they ever tried to find you, he would know and would hide you somewhere else

If you ever tried to flee, 173 would teleport to your side and bribe you to stay 'home'

By bribe, I mean he would force you to return by teleporting the both of you

If anyone sees the both of you, 173 would stalk them to no end

Would torture them if they were to tell the foundation about this

Not even the other SCPs could help

When you curl up in their lap

Would find you the cutest thing on Earth

Aside from 999 of course

If he's exhausted from doing nothing, he would probably just rub your head/back

Definitely would tickle you whenever he can

Finds it comforting when you do curl up in his lap

Thinks that you're so cute to the point that he would kill for you

When you kiss his neck

10000000000000% loves it

Would definitely be vocal because he has no shame

Most likely would ask you to do it again

Even if you were in the middle of talking to someone and they hear him

If you were in the mood, you could tease him with neck kisses for hours on end

Probably would ask you to move on to the next activity but you know he loves being teased

Then after that go back to cuddling

173 would scream but the last time that happened the whole foundation went deaf and you gave him the cold shoulder for a while

Definitely cried about that so he tries to restrain himself

But you feel bad so you just carried on

SCP Scenarios: When their kids swear at them (REQUESTED)

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WARNING: Swearing (sorta)

Ok so I kinda made the reader into the child since don't remember if you wanted the reader to be a child or not, so if it wasn't to your liking, then I'm sorry, but I can make a separate version on where the reader isn't the child

It kinda became more of the SCPs and doctors being dads than their reaction to their kids swearing

SCP 073 (Cain)

Cain was walking around with you since you were bored and there wasn't anything to do

Being unaware of what some of the staff were saying, ye went over to grab you some food for later in case you got hungry

Once you both went back, he watched you play with some Legos and was talking as if it was your Lego friends talking to you

Cain looked away for just 10 seconds and heard you shout out "Wow! He said that her baby's such a bi-" which shocked him as he heard it

Cain looked around and made sure that nobody was around the room and was somewhat surprised that you was the one saying this

Being a good dad he is, Cain explained to you carefuly that you shouldn't say that word because it's bad

And being a sweet shy child, you obliged and stopped saying the word

Til this day, Cain had no idea about where and who you've heard the word from and is very much more self-aware

SCP 076-2 (Abel)

Abel is that type of dad who would teach you all the bad words and encourages you to say them

It's the researchers who had to teach you top not to say those words

One time, Dr Glass came in to examine you and had rewarded you as usual since you were so cooperative

You drew a picture of you and Abel talking in a garden with bright coloured flowers

Simon asked if he could see your drawing and saw that the conversation you and your dad had was those of swearing

This surprised Simon since you knew so many at such a young age but wasn't totally shocked since he knew that you were Abel's child

And knowing him, he wouldn't teach you to be nice, so Simon took the job as a mother hen and taught you to not use those words around people

SCP 999 (Tickle Monster)

Ok, so I'll keep this SCP short since I, again, don't know what I should write for this adorable, squicky, neon-orange, bubby blob

Another SCP who doesn't cuss

This adorable squishy boi here was about to have a heart attack when he heard you swear fir the first time

He had to ask you worryingly where you heard that phrase and you just said some guy wearing a white jacket

999 sighed knowing that you'll grow and couldn't do anything to stop it

He did, however, mention that you should try and avoid saying those things to anyone and that they'd most likely have a heart attack since you were his child and you won the genetic lottery for being the cutest and outgoing child in the world

The only other person who knew of this was Dr Glass (sucks to be him ngl, he do be a mother to everyone) and he had to help poor 999 with teaching you better words

SCP 682 (Hard to Destroy Reptile)

YAY! Another SCP who would teach their kid to swear

682 has such a dirty mouth like 076 and would 100% teach you all the words he knows

Similarly to what happened with Abel, you were taken for an interview with Dr Sophia Light since she was assigned to you

She's such a sweet and kind doctor to be around and would teach you anything and everything you would probably need to know all the while keeping an eye on you in case you become overly aggressive like 682

You were just eating some sweets Lights had given you for good behaviour and overheard some researchers swear

Remembering what your dad had taught you, you just repeated those curse words while clapping at your achievement

This had shocked Sophia and that researcher since you were known to be a moderately shy and quiet child who normally wouldn't say those things despite being 682's child

Sophia had to ask if you understood the meaning of those words and shook your head as an indicator for no

She had to carefully find her words and told you to never speak of those words again and took you back to 682's cell

You went and hugged your dad and told him that you learnt from the doctor that those curse words were bad and neither of you should say them

682 had a headache after that

SCP 049 (Plague Doctor)

I have a hard time thinking that 049 would teach his child to cuss and would avoid swearing in front of them at all cost

Like, he barely swears anyways but he wants to stay classy and sassy for his innocent child

Just like the other day, his kiddo, you, was curious about the whole surgery thingy he does on the dead bodies, so you asked him to teach you and so he did (like the good father we nevah had)

So you learnt some new, yet difficult, words (cuz we all have a nonexistent pea-sized brain) and somehow, you managed to fit in a curse word

This did surprise 049 as he had remembered that he didn't teach you those foul words

He had to give you a talk about using such words and you teared up since you thought that people used them to express their affection to others

Unsurprisingly, 049 took his sweet time looking for the guy who 'taught' you this and wanted to use him as a case study for your future lessons

SCP 035 (Possessive Mask)

Another parent with such an amazing influence on children

035 would teach and enable you to use swearing as a form of expression

So you were free to say whatever you want as long as they aren't directed to our mask here, especially if it's in a negative way

Otherwise, you'd be punished (No not like that! He'll just ground you from your favourite TV show/movie)

The researchers were surprised, not about you swearing, but how you use them through expression

Except for this poor guy who was new to the foundation and bumped into you by accident

This rookie found himself listening to you cursing like a sailor (maybe not that much but more or less on the same level as Samuel L Jackson)

Word got out and everybody laughed at the poor rookie and told him more about your background and how you love to swear (apparently swearing will prolong your life, so you'll basically be immortal here)

035 was impressed by the whole ordeal and rewarded you with more shows to watch whenever you're both free

SCP 105 (Iris)

Iris would accidentally swear in front of you and whenever she realises it, she would tell you to not swear at people since it wasn't very nice

So she would use words to replace the swearing like "oh fudging hell not now" and "no sugar honey ice tea"

The foundation felt that it was slightly unnecessary but went with it anyways

They'd even go as far as saying that it's ridiculous, but who are they to judge?

Iris was your mother and she's a single mum too, so she felt the need to be overly beating but would occasionally let you decide on your own since you were only 12

The foundation members did tell her that you will eventually grow and more of these words will be used but she just hesitates

As a teen, you did begin to use foul words more often and Iris would argue about how you're using them, especially towards her, your own mother

Needless to say, you both felt bad and made up

SCP 106 (Old Man)

Now this old man right here doesn't exactly speak, or at least very rarely

And if he does, he'll most likely be talking to you or the foundation staff if he needed some help finding you

He'll most likely be able to understand what the researchers are saying, even if they aren't speaking English

My own personal hc is that 106 understands English, German, Spanish, French, Chinese, Arabic and Indonesian and probably many others

Every now and again, somebody would come in and teach you new words and give other lessons like maths and poetry (our favourite)

You came back home to tell him all the things you've learnt as he watched you in awe as he braided your hair

You've even used some new phrases, including swear words while talking and 106 was pretty impressed

I feel that he's quite neutral with swear words since words are words and are used as a form of verbal communication

So I don't think they'll be much change in his behaviour to whether you're swearing or not

SCP 096 (Shy Guy)

Now with 096, all he does is scream

So basically, somebody else would have to teach you some words

It's not to say that 096 is a dumb animalistic creature with no soul and just kills people who look at his face

He isn't stupid since he manages to find anyone who looked at his face from the other side of the globe

And he seems to understand what the researchers are saying, or at least on a more intermediate to moderate level

You'll learn about swear words from the other researchers, whether they'll be teaching it to you intentionally or you've overheard them

The foundation could really care less, but would at least prefer that you chill a bit if you got carried away

096 would act all cheery when you learn more new things as it's not like the foundation would let him out anyway, so he'll be living the outside world life from you (How relatable, but more with babysitting and dating, cuz I'm too pretty for anyone to date XD)

Like with 106, I don't think 096 would have any special reaction towards swearing, but would probably be screaming internally for a bit since he knows that it isn't a nice word

Dr Jack bright

This mf right here is one of those parents who would be kind but firm

Bright would most definitely give in to your curiosity and teach you whatever you want to learn but would warn you of the dangers

Depending on what it is, he would even go as far as giving you your own personal guard who would stay with you and train you

And unfortunately, this guard has such a foul mouth, so you're constantly exposed to such words

Luckily for the both of you, Jack Bright doesn't really care about swearing as long as you're not being extremely inappropriate if you were to work

He would even joke around with you sometimes and would even start the conversation with swearing

For instance, he'd just surprise you with a "Yeet his mf outta my sheithole"

And yes, you did laugh at his antics

Some would even say that you're an exact clone of him but more stable (for now)

Well, Bright is an amazing dad, but I'd say just below Dr Glass

Or maybe even on par with him

Like Bright is a goofy dad that has all the terrible dad jokes and Glass would be the type of dad to look out for his kid

Dr Simon Glass

Dr Glass would most definitely avoid using swear words, especially if you were under 15

Even if you were over 15, he'd still avoid swearing unless he wants to make a joke or 2

So most of the time, you'd learn all the swearing from other people and SCPs

Sometimes you would swear by accident and Glass would just look at you, slightly disappointed

I'd say he doesn't exactly care about you swearing per see, but would rather you avoid it

It's cuz Simon is the best dad a dad could ever dad and nobody could prove me wrong here

He's also one of the top best dads compared to the others on the list

He's basically your best friend so he'd let you vent and its the 1 time he'd let you swear to show your emotions

Simon would 100% know your thoughts and behaviour

He's just that good at reading people, especially you - almost to the point where people would say he's an SCP cuz I swear he's just empathic and telepathic

As mentioned before, Glass would be the type of dad to care for your mental health

It's not that the others don't, it's just that Glass is a top their God of Psychology and would come to you before you even know you have depression

He would even crack a joke sometimes

So every so often, he would shout out "LANGUAGE!!!" from across the room before you could even bat an eye and say anything

Dr Alto Clef

Another top tier dad, but swearing addition

Your godfather would literally be Jack Bright

Then it's Kondraki and Glass

He would let you swear on a daily basis and would join you

Sometimes you be looking at your Oppas/Noonas and be like: "Oh fxxk me!" and Clef, who's in the next room, be like: "Yeah, fxxk me too!" (Yes but no sis! No incest pls!)

Other times, you would be in the same room as Clef and Bright and you'd join them in being chaotic

And poor Kondraki is just there at the back trying to do his work peacefully

One time, Kondraki had to grab a Simon Glass to help stop the chaotic trio

And OML did it end so well

You were easy to manage tbh, with the exception of you swearing

Clef and Bright would most definitely encourage you to swear more

Especially Clef since he does have a twisted sense of humour

Dr Benjamin Kondraki

Kondraki is totally the type of person who would tell their kid to mind their own language

But he secretly doesn't care and his child knows it

His style of parenting is similar to Simon's

And yes, Simon is your #1 godfather/uncle

You'd go to him for emotional support since Kondraki sucks at that

Sometimes you'd swear at him and he'd get mad though

So yeah, running to Glass is a wonderful idea

And we all know that Kondraki doesn't mean what he said

He's just extremely introverted, but he's rather sensible - Usually...

Anyways, he would ask Simon on tips and advice on how to get you to stop swearing so much and he just gave Benjamin a parenting book (Like fr guys, let Glass have some rest, he's tired of babysitting over 100 dozens of pets in the zoo and all the other babies who work in it)

SCP 682 x Scared!Abused!Child!Reader

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WARNING: Brief mention of abuse

Requested by: @April_Gianttale

I hope you enjoy 😉

When you first met 682 for testing, you were terrified because you, a young child who's a shapeshifter that needs to drink the victim's blood in order to change, was abused and neglected by your parents who found out about this when you were only 5. And not long after this, they became mad scientists and used you to their advantage by making you face these horrible creatures. At first, your parents thought that you can only change into humans and ordinary animals to which they were correct. However, they wanted to test the theory of you being able to change to so much more when you grew older as learned to control your powers. That theory was also correct, but as you were still young and was only coming to terms of your abilities, you found it difficult and tiring if you tried to drink the bloods of the anomalies. Your parents worked with Chaos Insurgency and wanted to use you as a bio weapon for destroying the Foundation. By the age of 11, your parents left you there as the foundation staff saw you as a young abandoned child with strange anomalies, so they took you in.

Now back to you and 682. The researchers were also curious about your abilities with testing similar to the ones your parents made you do, but with more caution and much more sensitive as they acknowledged you as a child and allowed you to take breaks. As well as this, the staff at the foundation have decided to protect you from the public and May even consider requesting you to help with their missions when you're older. When you entered the lizard's cell, not only did you scream, you even tried to climb up the walls which shocked everyone, including 682. The giant lizard inspected you from a distance and has decided to talk. “You—“ before he could finish, you jumped down and hid by the corner, shivering in fear. 682 looked at you and decided to sleep as he noticed the fear in your eyes. The researchers watched patiently as you slowly went up to pat him. The lizard opened his eyes and just watched. He had this feeling to protect you no matter what happens. Not long after, the timer went off and you were retreated back to your cell. When you came back to your cell, you felt lonely and isolated, not that you minded, but you suddenly felt at ease with 682.

Days went by and testing after testing, you and 682 were once again greeted to each other. Unluckily, there was a containment breach to which 682 grabbed you and put you into his back as he escaped his cell. As you both left, you both encountered a MTF member along with Abel in the hallway. Abel had seen 682 and decided to attack him to which terrified you. However, your shapeshifter instinct told you to go for his blood in which you did. Abel managed to shake you off and you managed to shapeshifter into him, acquiring his skills and abilities along the way. This surprised everyone at the scene to which the battle between you and Abel was a draw and you collapsed back to your original form in exhaustion. 682 took you back with him and the MTF staff had informed the researchers who dealt with the project with you in it.

Later that week, the researcher had decided to run a little test by giving you the blood of various other SCPs. This provided the same result to which you had managed to shapeshifter into. However, when you tried to drink the blood of a certain polymorphic fox, you weren’t able to shapeshifter into her due to her similar abilities. The researcher took a note of this and rewarded you by letting you into 682’s cell. 682 also took notice of your abilities and kept in mind to not let you drink his blood unless it’s necessary. From then on, all personelles were informed of your abilities if there were any breaches and 682 had looked after you since.

As well as this, you became friendly to the polymorphic creature, SCP 953, in which you have requested her to help you learn about your powers and abilities later on in your early teens. The foundation had kept a close eye on you as you grew out of your comfort zone and befriended many SCPs.

SCP Scenarios: SCP 343 (God) x Reader | NEW CHARACTER

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First Encounter

You both met at the foundation

343 thought that you had such an innocent soul so he just kinda 'adopted' you (We all know that none of you has an innocent soul... Apart from a couple of you)

Somehow you both got along very well

Even the foundation was shocked but nevertheless unsurprised since 'God' does seem to get along with everyone

Maybe not all the SCPs but definitely with most people

It's quite rare for the foundation to witness 343 being so attached to another being (Take it as a compliment)

Definitely has some father instinct with him

343 would often tell dad jokes whenever you're around

Most of the time, you would ask 'God' to show you some of his magic tricks

He would show you with pride and joy

Your feelings for him

Because of 343's friendly and caring nature, you quickly fell for him (Y'all really like immortal old men don't ya?)

You'd probably be oblivious to your feelings at first

Until someone had mentioned about you being a little closer with the older gentleman

It took you a while, but you realised that you had feelings for him

There are moments when 343 would ask if you were fine since you were a little more distant from him

Other times he would look at you in a way that seemed like he knew you liked his company a little more than usual

And if there were other researchers, you would send them out of his cell if they took too long

Which was quite surprising considering that you were sweet and gentle

That attitude has definitely given it away and 343 would play stupid about it for quite some time

His Confession

After spending quite some time with you with some occasional tease and jokes, 343 began to realise that he has feelings for you

At first, he would most likely try and hide it, seeing how you both seemed to share a parental bond of some sorts

At the end of the day, he knows that the both of you have feelings for each other

So he ended up going to you and asked you out in such an old fashioned way that made you giggle and accept it

The researchers would most likely cheer for the both of you

But there are some who fear the consequences of having 343's heartbroken which may wreak havoc on the foundation

343 swore to love and protect you unconditionally

100% would visit you whenever he can without missing a beat

And because he's all-knowing so he'll know when you're free (Cuz y'all decided to date a 'God' who now breaches your privacy on the daily)

Date

Definitely would take you on a stroll through the park

But that would be rather rare since he seems to prefer to stay in the foundation

So it's more like strolling through the hallways and having a friendly chat with everybody he comes in contact with

Would occasionally stop you from doing your job if you worked for the foundation

Definitely would poof up some flowers and some snacks of your choice

100% a loving and protective type (My point still stands when it comes to his fatherly abilities)

If you had some magical abilities, he would definitely train you if you weren't that strong

If anyone's having some doubts about your relationship, 343 would 'kindly' have a word with them

When he gets jealous

Probably doesn't show it much

I'd say it's quite hard for 343 to get jealous

But when he does he'd wrap his arms around you and give you a forehead kiss

If the guy doesn't back off he would most likely use his reality-bending powers on him

Would try to avoid the conflict in the first place though

Quite unlikely that he would do much with his abilities other than to mess with the guy

Although it's unlikely, he might even threaten the person who was flirting with you

When there's a containment breach

100% would come and look for you

343 would be so concerned to the point of no return

If he needs to he would use his reality-bending abilities to find you

But that could lead to more chaos so he'd rather find you by feet

When he finds you he would be overbearing and checks if you were hurt

Whether you were injured or not he would lecture you for not finding him sooner (Even though y'all be lost in the foundation)

If anyone or any SCPs tried to attack you, he would shield you both and deflect off any attacks

Yandere!343

(Oh dear...)

Definitely would lock you up in a room

Probably would use his abilities to torment you if you weren't behaving

Would even summon 682 into the room to just scare you to death

343 would be playing with your mind whenever he can just to make you stay with him

You would be terrified enough to never call out for help again because 343 knows everything

If anyone asks about you 343 would just play it off

343 is rather possessive of you s if anyone lingers too long around you, he would make them disappear

He would also trap you in his cell for a while as well

His younger sister

You would most likely possess similar abilities to 343

So he would most likely train you in using your abilities

Most likely would tell you to not abuse the abilities you have

You end up being on a similar level as 343 as time went on

You're one of the few reality-benders who could rival his abilities with the advantage of knowing his style of using his abilities

Definitely more of a curious one and more of an open-minded person compared to 343

The foundation never sees either of you being separated for more than a couple of hours

You're like 2 sides of the same coin

343 may wish to use his powers against humanity if he wishes whereas you are more curious and willing to learn from them despite 343 claiming to have created humans

100% would have a chaotic neutral vibe and be overly energetic and joyful

Which does contrast 343's calm composure

When his kid says their name for the first time

Would be rather joyful about it

Wouldnt stop telling everyone in the foundation

Even the SCPs can't escape from him

Even went to bother Abel, 682, 049 and Scarlet King

You're just there trying to hold him back

The both of you would try to teach your child new words

Most likely grab Cain and Iris just so they can suffer from his whole 4587-page essay about his kid

When his S/O is angry

Would be terrified of you

Tries to calm you down

It doesn't work so he resorts to using his abilities

If you have a similar ability to him then he would 100% have a difficult time trying to stop you from being mad

Most likely make whoever made you mad apologise to you

If it was him who made you mad he would hesitate in using his abilities, especially if you were human

So he would more often than not just leave the room for a bit

Wouldn't even try to read your mind because it didn't go well last time

Probably would ask Iris or 999 to check on you

When someone tries to steal you away

Would be mad af

Definitely would find the kidnapper and make them return you to him

If they don't then 343 would threaten them

As soon as they let you go, 343 would erase their whole existence

Definitely would check on you to make sure you weren't harmed

Would keep you in his line of sight at all times from then on

Him being worried if you had to leave the site to do something

Even though he could literally teleport to you

But he respects you as your own person so he doesn't

When his Pregnant!S/O gets hurt by accident

Would heal your injuries in an instant

Definitely would lecture you about the safety of you and your pregnancy

You don't really need a doctor, especially when it came to the ultrasound because 343 would do that for you anyways

Would check on the baby to see if it's alright

Would joke around saying how the baby was disturbed from their sleep and is now pissed

Makes sure that your shared room is 110000% more baby proof

Probably would stay by your side even more

Unless you're having terrible mood swings

Then he would run

Meeting a Fem!Dragon!Hybrid!Reader

Would be intrigued about you

Definitely has seen you use your telekinesis

343 would find you adorable and would offer to train you

Every time you cry lava, 343 is the only one who could calm you down

The only time 343 has witnessed you breathe fire was when someone scared you and you almost burn the person

Luckily 343 was there to teleport the guy away

Your relationship is more of a grandfather and granddaughter type

This also applies when you grow up but would take on more of a mentor like role

Only because he cares a lot about you and wants you to control your abilities when he's not there anymore

When he accidentally kills you

Would be so frustrated and depressed

Only because you're the love of his life and there's no way he can make you alive again

You were gone for good and 343 was lonely again

The researchers tried their best but it only lead to them being either kicked out or vanish for a while

Blames the Scarlet King for this problem as well

Because that demon/devil used you to get to 343

343 would also blame himself for not being able to protect you

He let his emotions get the better of him and constantly locks himself in his cell

Not even Iris or Cain can help at all

Not even Abel

Yandere!343 x Evil!Reader

Unless you were another God/reality-bender, 343 would most likely be able to read your mind

Even though he 'respects your privacy, he would take a peek into your mind, even though he said he wouldn't ever do it

So it wouldn't have taken him long to realise you work for another GOI

More specifically, Sarkics Cult

Would most likely manipulate you into giving up on that GOI and staying with him

In which there's a 50% chance of that happening or you being strong-willed

If you were an anomaly, you would have a higher chance of escaping unless you were a type green reality bender

Trying McDonald's Sprite

Probably is already aware of human foods

But most likely haven't tried them

343 would try the McDonald's sprite only because you asked him so politely

Human food and beverages would be foreign to him so he would find it weird at first

He would probably grow to like it so he would more often than not, ask you to bring him more

Only because he doesn't feel like using his powers

And it tastes even better if it was you who bought them for him

You'd most likely bribe him to eat some of the foods as well

I imagine this immortal man to be more of a pastry/high tea person

So grab him some apple pie (BTW they taste amazing!!! Also I'm aware that there are different flavours of them in certain countries, like taro, I believe)

Most likely would love it too

He kind of has a sweet tooth, but only a bit

When his kids swear

343 didn't plan for his child to swear so soon

Would gently explain to his child that swearing isn't very nice

If it happens often he would probably ground you

Only for like 10 min

Because he feels bad

110% would find out how tf you ended up swearing

Had a word with whoever taught you

However, if he finds out that you weren't taught it but heard it from afar, he would just politely tell the researchers to mind their language around you

Because you're pure, unlike the Scarlet Ki-

When Child!Reader scares him

(Assuming you have inherited 343's abilities...)

Would be quite shocked and surprised because he didn't expect you to jump out at him like that

343 thought you were just an innocent child, but he thought wrong

You used your abilities to magically teleport behind him and created an illusion of 682 attacking you

343 ended using his abilities as well to help you but almost caused a breach since it was just an illusion

When he found out he gave you a lecture

And he would most likely ground you

It doesn't work because you can already teleport at ease at such a young age

When the reader pole dances/aerial silk dances

343 is rather knowledgeable about most things, but he, for whatever reason, isn't all too familiar with dances

He's quite fascinated by both pole and aerial silk dancing, whether they'll be sexualised or not

Passing researchers would tease 343 about him enjoying your dancing way too much

Which did somewhat confuse the poor 'God'

So you most likely would have to explain to him what they meant without him having to use his telepathy

Totally not him blushing when you told him

Even more so when he sees you pole dance again

Would be in awe whenever you aerial silk dance

It's just so majestic that he would probably ask you to make a special dance routine for him with some magical elements to it

Having a Pregnant!S/O

343 would be worried about you constantly

Definitely would check up on you every now and again

He knows that you want to be independent so he would give you a bit of space

But he would secretly use his powers to check up on you

Definitely would tell you how the baby is doing since he has the power to tell

343 could even tell you what your unborn child is thinking

Would do whatever you want him to

And he would make sure to let you have whatever you're craving

The foundation would sometimes joke around how 343 could literally be your child's great-great-grandfather

When you tried to commit suicide

100% would stop you before you even knew you were suicidal

Like he just noticed how much more depressed you are

And you were even more careless about your health more than usual

So he tapped into your mind and realised you weren't completely there

The way he deals with it was quite subtle so you wouldn't realise it much

If you had similar abilities to 343 he would probably use his powers to tone down your abilities

Unless you were just as if not more powerful than the God

When the reader is a possessive reality bender

Would be terrified of you

343 would help train you in controlling your powers

Which you did master pretty quickly

But you became more and more possessive of this said 'God' as the days went on

For whatever reason, you fell for this old man hard and didn't let anyone see him often

Even if 343 did try to let them in with his powers, you just managed to block them

Has tried to lecture you but it back fired

So he would just try to please you knowing that you would get stronger as you both trained

And because he doesn't want to die

When you're about to be executed - Yandere!343 x D-Class!Reader

Made sure to use telepathy on whoever's about to execute you

Then he would kidnap you into another realm for quite a while

343 would definitely tell you it's for your own good because he doesn't want you to be executed

Would lie to the researchers about your location and would even go as far as using his abilities to create illusions of your corpse

Essentially telling the foundation you died even though you didn't

If you try to find a way out of the hidden realm, 343 would lock you back in

Because he knows despite him not being there physically

If anybody went too far to look for you he would silence them

And by that, I mean he would make them disappear from their existence and never appear again

When you curl up in their lap

Finds it adorable af

343 would most likely hold you and/or tub your back/head

If you purr he would chuckle

Even if you just fell asleep

Probably would teleport you to bed as well

Most likely would be reading a book while you relax on his lap

Wouldnt object if you just go up to him and sit on his lap

Especially if you were exhausted

Might even sing to you at times and you would just fall right back to sleep

Most likely would sing old songs or tribal ones (IDK why he would sing some tribal-like songs even though he doesn't really give off those vibes much)

When you kiss his neck

343 would blush and chuckle for a bit

Would find it somewhat endearing

If you somehow made him feel a certain way he would 1140% try and hide it

Mostly because he thinks that's embarrassing

But he wouldn't mind if you kept kissing his neck

Not that it'll happen very often, but if he has a bad day, you kissing his neck would calm him down

And don't forget to rub his back/hair

Most likely has you on his lap while you kiss his neck if you're short

Would hide his frustration if you're teasing him